$fatcat · solana · old solana money
FATCAT
a cat. a fat one.
filthy rich, filthier mouth.
act one
The Fortune
He made it all on Solana. Then he got bored.
No grind. No thesis. No honest day in his life. He pressed three buttons, the number went up, and God looked away. Now the vault is full and the day is empty.
made it all on solana. got bored. sue me. kek kek kek
act two
The Vices
Retirement did not improve him.
Some men lose themselves in women, cards, the bottle. He found something worse.
doctor said cut back on the heavy milk. found a new doctor
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vice 01
Heavy Milk
Whole. Unpasteurized. Neat. He drinks it by the crate and calls it a personality.
"getting drunk on heavy milk shots send me naughty jokes"
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vice 02
Catnip
Sourced from a guy. Do not ask about the guy.
"i have a good catnip dealer"
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vice 03
The Litter Mouth
A vocabulary so foul the sandbox filed a complaint.
"ok this was sht but whatever blast it"
act three
The Trolling
A man needs a purpose. He chose menace.
Every morning he drinks his weight in milk and logs on to ruin the timeline. He doesn't want your engagement. He wants your peace.
blocked by three billionaires this week. new personal best kek
entered into the record — his actual posts, typos and all
act four
The Call
You heard him. Come here.
the contract
this is a memecoin. it has no utility. it does nothing. that's the point.
Fatcat
directed by a fat cat
written by nobody. he doesnt read.
produced on a heavy milk bender
cinematography whoever left the blinds open
starring the fat bastard, as himself
costumes one pinstripe suit, never washed
catering heavy milk, catnip, more heavy milk
stunts performed by an intern. the cat watched.
casting ansem — call him back
filmed on location solana, briefly. then the couch.
several billionaires were harmed. emotionally.
no humans were consulted in the making of this coin
$fatcat is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. it does nothing. it will never do anything. any resemblance to a functional financial product is coincidental.
pspspsps — fatcat pictures, mmxxvi